Player Spotlight: VodkaDK

[Pri]

Okay, thank you for being here VodkaDK
That's okay it is my pleasure to give an interview for the little people.

So when did you realise you were the greatest individual on the face of the earth?
When I was 12 and I realised my tears healed physical wounds and the sound of my voice impregnated ladies.

What makes you such a good lover?
Brush, floss, rinse and repeat.

Who is better, you or god?
Well god made earth in 7 days but I had our world up and running in 2 hours so I guess me?

Why are you so dreamy?
Are you coming on to me? - haha, of course you are, I'm VodkaDK!

What makes your builds so unique and interesting?
Well whenever possible I try to work in large phallic representations of my penis. In the foundations, the walls, the floors, even the shapes of windows. My theory is, everyones a little gay and my masculine member is the right vector to inject my vision in to my builds, thus thrusting my creativity in to your cavities and coming in to your mind.

Thank you so much VodkaDK!
You're welcome.

[NorwegianCraft]

Baahahaahhah, this is wonderful

[Mae]

This has to be the greatest thing I have read in a VERY long time!!

[Psico45]

I can relate to the building procedure. I should try the flossing part more often.

[RamboNol]

This is pretty damn amazing. Extremely hilarious XD Good luck beating this, real interviews...

[freakboy31]

Awesome.

I wonder how Pri and VodkaDK met...

[Pri]

Awesome.

I wonder how Pri and VodkaDK met...

VodkaDK slept with my wife. I found them in bed together.

[NorwegianCraft]

...and made it a threesome.